An eclipse at Stans house

The dictionary defines an eclipse as "The partial or complete obscuring, relative to a designated observer, of one celestial body by another".

But am i an english teacher I am not so sure, an eclipse in the definition of the Indira nagar gang is "a situation where in the so called responsible members of a house decide to go out off station and as such us "bevada's & i's" can have an "uninterupted" party with out the cops saying no to dancing or music most important boooooooooooooooze is this right,

its 9 pm and i am in stans house the eclipse has been going on for the last 24 hours but yours truly has been here only for the last couple of hours,. the gang is here as such the focus is purely on booze and food in "he he" copius quantities.

The moral of todays story is how important it is to be on close to land - the guys intend to go parasailing tomorrow.

just heard the bad news a particular character who is too thin to be true us coming in what do i do.